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Lies Al Fredo

March 5, 2012

I haven’t been cooking a lot lately so I haven’t been posting but I’m dying to share some of my experience and knowledge with you guys. No one likes to admit that they masturbate but it’s a relieving and enjoyable practice that unfortunately leaves you with piles of humiliating tissues. I have convinced my friends and loved ones that I have a perpetual runny nose so when they see the used tissues in my garbage cans, they don’t suspect anything gross.

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2 Comments
  1. A concerned fan permalink

    What would they suspect?

  2. DWDpop permalink

    So you’re either cooking or masturbating????

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